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XIR.bountykilla
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This was passed onto me by Karin.........she thought the one about the translocating into the attic suited me best 
You know when you've been playing too much UT when………
- Every time someone dies in a movie you hear the announcer saying "head shot", or "monster kill".
- At work you tell your boss "I've got your back"
- Got arrested for climbing the flag pole at your local post office.
- The cables for your monitor, keyboard and mouse reach all the way to the bathroom..
- You drive through town, thinking how cool it would be if someone made an exact replica of it for UT...
- You discover that standing still is no longer a part of your primary
functions...
- You seriously consider "Headshot" as an appropriate name for your little
boy...
- You just walk over things instead of bending over to pick them up.
- Your wife and kids left u at some point, but you're not exactly sure when...
- You have an almost irresistible urge to steal the flag from McDonald's.
- When u need to get into the attic, u catch yourself looking for the
Translocator instead of the stepladder.
- You reach for your Enforcer and dodge forward out of bed as soon as u
"respawn" in the morning
- You try to buy a Rocket Launcher on Ebay.
- Planet Unreal is your start page.
- If u see ANY flag, u get to urge to snatch it, run home like hell and shout
"cover me"
- Nobody calls you by your real name anymore.
- Your pressure your fiance to include your UT nickname as part of her married name.
"What's wrong with Sarah Michaels-Fragmeister?
- Sex? Just two more flag runs, and after I frag this $@#%! sniper that keeps nailing me...
- You search for secret doors in your closet, hoping to find a shield belt.
- You get lag in real life.
- You only speak in UT taunts.
- Every 15 minutes or so your vision goes blue and the word LOADING appears in front of you.
- You're disappointed when you put your trainers on and they don't let you jump 30 foot in the air.
- You fall off a building and think if you write 'Ghost' or 'God' on a piece of
paper everything will be fine.
- You frantically clamor for the F9 key when something cool happens in front of you in real life.
- You can do a PERFECT imitation of the announcer, Xan and Male AND Female voices, and quote them often.
- You order Health Vials at McDonald's instead of Big Macs
- You make your house in UnrealEd.
- You have a toilet built into your chair in front of your comp so no one takes the flag while you're in the washroom.
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XIR.Xanton
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LMAO! Nice! Yeh, indeed - I get a lot of real life lag
after "Respawning" in the morning...  
| XIR.bountykilla wrote: |
| ...she thought the one about the translocating into the attic suited me best |
Well... 
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XIR.[L7]
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| Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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I often wish i had a translocator, when my wife is driving the car. 
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| Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:26 pm Post subject: Re: Too much Unreal Tournament????? |
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LOL Great stuff!! 
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| You make your house in UnrealEd. |
Ummm......no comment 
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| Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Okay i must say.. i often say "Translocator" instead of "Translation" (e.g in English Lessons )
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| |[TMC]|Soulreaver wrote: |
| Okay i must say.. i often say "Translocator" instead of "Translation" (e.g in English Lessons ) |
hahahha i actually do the same! 
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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hahahha nice Sascha 
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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LOL Sascha! Nice find!
Uhm the link doesn't work in some countries including
Germany cause Google denies video broadkasting
to some countries. You can trick Google by using it's
own weapons... via web site translation. 
Try this link: Click here!
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| Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:48 pm Post subject: lol! |
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rofl.....
that is some funny shit.... andy....
also sascha that video was hilerious...
loved them both... nice find 
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LMFAO.......nice Sascha!!!
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