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XIR.[L7]
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Joined: 20 Apr 2005
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Location: plymouth UK
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 Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:11 pm Post subject: The Penus |
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I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
In fact holidays and weekends is when I toil the most.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in extremely high temperatures.
Dear Penis
After assessing your request, and considering
the arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often
seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before
you have completed the assigned task.
As if that were not all, you have been
seen constantly entering and exiting the work place
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
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XIR.croom
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Posts: 4068
Location: SHA/Tschermenie
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XIR.Xanton
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Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Next to Munich, Germany
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| Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject: Re: The Penus |
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| X|R.<LSe7eN> wrote: |
seen constantly entering and exiting the work place
carrying two suspicious-looking bags. |
ROFL!   
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XIR.*Star
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 753
Location: Newcastle, UK
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 11:49 am Post subject: Re: The Penus |
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| X|R.Xanton wrote: |
| X|R.<LSe7eN> wrote: |
seen constantly entering and exiting the work place
carrying two suspicious-looking bags. |
ROFL! |
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XIR.[L7]
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Posts: 1457
Location: plymouth UK
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 123
Location: over there somewere
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLHASOL
(rolls on floor laughing his ass of out load)
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