| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
XIR.[L7]
1 Kilopost
Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 1457
Location: plymouth UK
|
 Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:02 pm Post subject: how to call the police when your old and dont move fast. |
|
|
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE BUT ARE STILL SMART.
George Phillips, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police and reported the incident.
The police operator, instead of saying they would be round right away, asked 'Is someone actually in your house?' and the old man admitted that they were not.
Then, the police said, unfortunately all patrols were busy, and that the man should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
_________________
DONT GET MAD!! GET EVEN!!! |
|
| Back to top » |
|
 |
XIR.Xanton
5 Kiloposts
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Next to Munich, Germany
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
LOL, nice one!  
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top » |
|
|
XIR.croom
4 Kiloposts
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 4068
Location: SHA/Tschermenie
|
| Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject: |
|
|
hehe 
_________________
 |
|
| Back to top » |
|
|
XIR.Zeraphine
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 29 Apr 2005
Posts: 525
Location: Cologne, Germany
|
| Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:32 am Post subject: |
|
|
 nice one 
_________________
"Die Menschen, denen man blind vertrauen möchte, sollte man sich vorher genau ansehen." (H.Kriegler) |
|
| Back to top » |
|
|
|
|
