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XIR.[L7]
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Joined: 20 Apr 2005
Posts: 1457
Location: plymouth UK
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 Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: Chain Mail!! |
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With 2006 now upon us, I'd like to extend
my heartfelt appreciation to all of you who have taken the time
and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you
for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and healthy.
* Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about
rat crap in the glue on envelopes - cause I now have
to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an
envelope.
* Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for
the same reason.
* Because of your genuine concern, I no longer
drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet
stains, which is not exactly an appealing
characteristic.
* I no longer check the coin return on pay phones
because I could be pricked with a needle infected with
AIDS.
* I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even
though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
* I no longer go to shopping centres because
someone might drug me with a cologne sample and rob
me.
* I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are
actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or
feathers.
* I no longer worry about my soul because at last
count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
* Thanks to you, I have learned that God only
answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of
my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
* I no longer have any savings because I gave it
to a sick girl on the internet who is about to die in
the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
* I no longer have any money at all in fact - but
that will change once I receive the £15,000 that
Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in
their special on-line email program.
Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking
out for me that I will now return the favour!
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000
people in the next 7 seconds, a massive pigeon with a
wicked case of diahorrea will shit on your head at
8:00PM this evening. I know this will occur because
it actually happened to a friend of my next door
neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's
cousin's beautician
I had this one sent to me, hehe. 
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XIR.*Star
Can't Stop Posting
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 753
Location: Newcastle, UK
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one Clive!
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XIR.Xanton
5 Kiloposts
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 5327
Location: Next to Munich, Germany
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| Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:15 am Post subject: |
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LMAO! Great one Clive! 
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XIR.croom
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Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 4068
Location: SHA/Tschermenie
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| Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: |
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muahahahahah GREAT 
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