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XIR.Dukeman
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 Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject: 7 signs that your woman is only interessed on your money... |
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1. Your wife puts a cushion under the head - and to be sure one on your face.
2. To make your wife horny, you need to show her your account statements.
3. After the doctor confirmed that your tumor is good-like breaks your wife off in tears.
4. Your children are called Dow Jones, DAX and Fixing.
5. Your lady doctor says to you that you have only four weeks to live and makes at the same time a proposal for you.
6. During the wedding ceremony your wife smiles only once. In the place: "till the death separates you."
7. You buy a new Ferrari for your wife as a birthdaygift, she enters and asks: "Go we now to my gift?"
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EvO
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:30 am Post subject: Re: 7 signs that your woman is only interessed on your money |
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| X|R.Dukeman wrote: |
1. Your wife puts a cushion under the head - and to be sure one on your face.
2. To make your wife horny, you need to show her your account statements.
3. After the doctor confirmed that your tumor is good-like breaks your wife off in tears.
4. Your children are called Dow Jones, DAX and Fixing.
5. Your lady doctor says to you that you have only four weeks to live and makes at the same time a proposal for you.
6. During the wedding ceremony your wife smiles only once. In the place: "till the death separates you."
7. You buy a new Ferrari for your wife as a birthdaygift, she enters and asks: "Go we now to my gift?" |
hahaha where do you find all this stuf?? 
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XIR.Dukeman
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:19 am Post subject: Re: 7 signs that your woman is only interessed on your money |
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| X|R.t.EvO wrote: |
| hahaha where do you find all this stuf?? |
I just wanna describe my experiences whit women.... 
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EvO
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:39 pm Post subject: Re: 7 signs that your woman is only interessed on your money |
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| X|R.Dukeman wrote: |
| X|R.t.EvO wrote: |
| hahaha where do you find all this stuf?? |
I just wanna describe my experiences whit women.... |
looks like you have allot of experience m8...  Teach ME!!!
Greetz EvO
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XIR.Dukeman
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:33 pm Post subject: Re: 7 signs that your woman is only interessed on your money |
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| X|R.t.EvO wrote: |
| looks like you have allot of experience m8... Teach ME!!! :PGreetz EvO |
Believe me, soon or later you'll learn it.... 
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EvO
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:12 pm Post subject: Re: 7 signs that your woman is only interessed on your money |
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| X|R.Dukeman wrote: |
| X|R.t.EvO wrote: |
| looks like you have allot of experience m8... Teach ME!!! :PGreetz EvO |
Believe me, soon or later you'll learn it.... |
haha but tell me....how do i get a girl..? im not an experienced guy.
Greetz EvO
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