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XIR.Dukeman
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 Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:44 pm Post subject: 10 Anzeichen woran Du bemerkst, dass Du hässlich bist.... |
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1. Wegen Deiner unreinen Haut nennt man Dich Pizzamann.
2. Dein Spiegelbild übergibt sich.
3. Die Armee wird aufgelöst, weil Du als Abschreckung ausreichst.
4. Um besser auszusehen, schminkst Du Dich mit Säure.
5. Deine Frau nimmt keinen Scheidungsanwalt, sondern einen Kammerjäger.
6. Bei Deiner Geburt ist die Hebamme in Ohnmacht gefallen.
7. Du musst Deine Pickel nicht ausdrücken, weil sie freiwillig herauskommen.
8. Du trägst Deinen Pony bis zum Kinn.
9. Um Dich zu verschönern, schlägt der Chirurg eine Enthauptung vor.
10. Der Passbildautomat explodiert.
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EvO
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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do u have an english version of it..? i can't understand half of it.. :$ im not that good  
Greetz EvO
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green_devil
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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 hehehehehe excellent
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XIR.Sticklyman
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10 ways to tell that you are ugly
1. Because of your unclean skin people call you pizza man.
2. Your reflection throws up.
3. The army is disbanded because you are a good enough deterrent on your own.
4. To look better you use acid for make-up.
5. Your wife doesn't use a divorce lawyer, she gets a pest exterminator.
6. When you were born the midwife went unconscious.
7. You don't need to squeeze out your spots, they come out by themselves.
8. Du trägst Deinen Pony bis zum Kinn. Sorry I don't understand this one in the first place.
You wear your Pony up to your chin.
9. To beautify you, the surgeon suggests a beheading.
10. The photo booth explodes.
I hope that it better! Enjoy 
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XIR.Xanton
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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| X|R.t.Sticklyman wrote: |
8. Du trägst Deinen Pony bis zum Kinn. Sorry I don't understand this one in the first place.
You wear your Pony up to your chin. |
Good work!
"Pony" is a hairstyle... I guess it's called "bangs".
Cause of a pony's hair often looks like that... 
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XIR.Sticklyman
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| X|R.Xanton wrote: |
| Good work! |
No problem, glad to help 
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EvO
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:48 am Post subject: |
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| X|R.t.Sticklyman wrote: |
| X|R.Xanton wrote: |
| Good work! |
No problem, glad to help |
yes thnx m8 i don't know what i should do without you
Greetz EvO
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XIR.Dukeman
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THX m8 for translating it!
I didn't got the time for it... Great work Sascha!
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