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XIR.Dukeman
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Joined: 17 May 2005
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Location: Switzerland
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 Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 2:42 pm Post subject: 10 Anzeichen dafür, dass du zu dick bist... |
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1. Alle wundern sich über die plötzliche Sonnenfinsternis, wenn Du in der Nähe bist.
2. Auf dem Familienfoto bist nur Du zu erkennen - dies trotz Panoramaformat!
3. Der Vermieter verlangt vor dem Einzug ein statisches Gutachten von Dir.
4. Du willst die Kinder ständig zum Lachen bringen, weil sie so gerne sehen, wie toll Dein Bauch wackelt!
5. Endlich hast Du abgenommen, nur noch 89 Kilo! Das andere Bein wiegt sogar noch 2 Kilo weniger!
6. Dein Ehemann muss Dich in Mehl wälzen, um die feuchte Stelle zu finden.
7. Du stehst in Badehose am Strand, als Du bemerkst, dass jemand versucht auf Deinem Bauch Plakate anzukleben.
8. Wenn Du Dich auf die Waage stellst, kommt die Fehlermeldung: "Bitte nur einzeln, nicht in Gruppen wiegen!"
9. Du kannst Dich nicht an den Strand legen, da die Umweltschützer Dich im Rahmen der Aktion "Rettet die Wale" immer wieder ins Meer rollen.
10. Du heisst Nella Martinetti.
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EvO
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Joined: 27 May 2005
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Location: Almere, The Netherlands
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:19 am Post subject: |
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und jetzt wieder..?? was ist das auf english? mein deutsch ist ganz slecht.....dankeschon 
Greetz EvO
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XIR.Sticklyman
Badge f. Mastering Adverse Circumstances
Joined: 12 Jul 2005
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Location: Swansea, UK/Southampton, UK
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Here we go again.....
10 ways to tell that you are fat
1. Everyone is surprised by the sudden solar eclipse when you are near.
2. On the family photo only you are to be seen - although it is a panorama photo!
3. The landlord requires a static appraisal before you move in.
4. You constantly want to make your children laugh, because they like seeing how much your belly wobbles!
5. Eventually you have lost weight, only 89 kilos! The other leg even weighs 2 kilos less!
6. Your husband must roll you in flour to find the moist patch.
7.You stand in your swimwear when you notice that someone is trying to attach advertising to your belly.
8. When you stand on the weighing scales the following error message appears: "Please weight only one person at a time, not groups of people!"
9. You cannot lie on the beach because the environmentalists keep rolling you into the see because they are "Saving the whales"
10. Your name is Nella Martinetti.
Enjoy 
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EvO
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Location: Almere, The Netherlands
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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again thnx sticklyman ur great
Greetz EvO
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XIR.Xanton
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Joined: 19 Apr 2005
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Location: Next to Munich, Germany
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Sascha, you're the man! 
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XIR.Sticklyman
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Location: Swansea, UK/Southampton, UK
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| X|R.t.EvO wrote: |
| again thnx sticklyman ur great |
Thanks, it's not a problem
| X|R.Xanton wrote: |
| Sascha, you're the man! |
Thanks for that too
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